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viernes, 31 de octubre de 2008

Oración del borracho...

De los tantos correos que he recibido...

Dicen que funciona, no me consta, me la pasó un amigo que está muy metido en eso...
jajaja


EFECTIVISIMA!!!!

San Viernes divino
San Viernes amado
cuida mi intestino
el grueso y delgado.

Protege mi páncreas
beba lo que beba
que no sea esta noche
mi Ultima peda.

Mi hígado encomiendo
a tu Santa mano,
y lo que estoy bebiendo
lo orine sin daño.

Permite que no
se nuble mi vista
y que al caminar
no me caiga en la pista.

Que al pagar la cuenta
cuides mucho mi dinero
por que tengo unos amigos
que no dan ni pa'l mesero.

Y al salir del bar
No me desampares
por que si manejo
me parto la madre.

Permi­teme ver
la luz al otro dí­a,
pero que no sea
tirado en la esquina.

Lí­brame del vomito
diarrea y jaqueca,
quí­tame la agrura
y la boca reseca.

Dame el poder
de hablarle a un(a)niñ@
solo te pido que no sea fe@

Permíteme concentrar
mi ruta y camino
porque luego no recuerdo
ni donde me orino.

San viernes bendito
te invoco a mi lado
para poder llegar
a la peda del sábado.

Que así sea.


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